Archive for July, 2008

COOKED: Sugared Doughnuts Or “If All Else Fails, Manipulate The Data”

Saturday, July 26th, 2008

Saw that locution sprawled across the hairy chest of the too-high cut-offs loving drip who managed to petrify my friend with a mere scantily clad jaunt down the McAisle. Oh, throw the stones at me now, for I, yes I, went, and ate at McDonalds last week. I know! How dare I set my hypocritical ass upon one of their [...]

COOKED: Balsamic Glazed Chicken Or Oh, Is This How Summer Is Supposed To Feel?

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

Listening to music, warm days, darkening skin from the actual SUN, this is what summer is! The joy that comes from feeling like a human again, I totally welcome it. I am back from the woods! They were wonderful, full of mosquitos, deer, broken cabin things and dogs eating fly carcasses. I thoroughly enjoyed my stay, [...]

COOKED: Grilled Eggplant Or I’m A Lumberjack And I’m Ok

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

…I sleep all night and I work all day. Or I will be tomorrow. Except not. But I’ll be in Canada! In the woods! An automatic Lumberjackization for me. My family and I are heading up into the depths of the even-more-North-than-Minnesota for a week. Or two… or something. We won’t have internet, dear electronic friends! [...]

COOKED: Wine-glazed Vegetables and Lentils Or Why Don’t You Photograph Better, Dammnit

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

Does taking pictures of cooked lentils freak you guys out too? I hate that it makes me feel this way, because I love eating it so, so much. And it’s easy to make, too. Why, why oh why, must I feel this way? It’s just the pictures. sit me down in front of a nice bowl of lentils [...]

I eat what I want, and I want what I eat.